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Banks to porn stars: Your money's not welcome
Fri May 17, 2013
- This w(hole) thing sucks! And I'M given "stiff penalty for early withdrawl." That bank should be probed deeper. Remember: we can't lick this thing by being SOFT!
Amanda Knox's ex Raffaele Sollecito: She thinks I'm a hero
Fri May 17, 2013
- Reality check: as of today, Saturday, May 18th 2013, Waiting To Be Heard is # 6 on the NY Times non-fiction bestseller list and #11 on the Amazon.com bestsellers in biography. These figures are recognized in Seattle and all places, (real and virtual), where books are sold.
Arizona jurors declare Jodi Arias eligible for death penalty
Wed May 15, 2013
- Life with no possibility of publicity.
Gymnophobics are real-life 'never-nudes'
Fri May 17, 2013
- That's what I told the judge but it didn't work. o_O
NYC public school swaps chicken nuggets for tofu, becomes first all-vegetarian cafeteria
Wed May 1, 2013
- Dr. Melik: You mean there was no deep fat? No steak or cream pies or... hot fudge? Dr. Aragon: Those were thought to be unhealthy... precisely the opposite of what we now know to be true. Dr. Melik: Incredible. — from Woody Allen's Sleeper
Clenching your fists creates a stronger memory
Wed Apr 24, 2013
- Clenching my right fist over the course of my life has only made my eyesight worse.
Science proves women like men with bigger penises
Tue May 14, 2013
- I once overheard two ex girlfriends arguing over me. GF1: "Less filling!" GF2: "Taste great!" *sigh* I guess I can always convert to metric so I can feel better about myself on paper.
United Airlines accidentally sends dog to Ireland instead of Phoenix
Mon Mar 18, 2013
- Getting on a plane to Chicago, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!" — Henny Youngman
Good heavens! 'Cloud angel' marking pope's selection is no miracle
Thu Mar 14, 2013
- I see Elvis in my toast. But only when I eat at Denny's.
Judge tosses out NYC's planned ban on sugary drinks
Mon Mar 11, 2013
- I'm going to dunk jumbo sweet tarts in my 32oz big gulp to celebrate!

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